vivzie-pop:

I can’t stop laughing.

The entirety of Rick and Morty.

22 hours ago 149   originally from thestardustcrusader / via vivzie-pop
22 hours ago 877   originally from ilovecharts / via ilovecharts

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

22 hours ago 180655   originally from 0ci0 / via countingteacups

chilligula:

IDM ~ Intelligent Dance Music

EDM ~ Ediot Dance Music 

22 hours ago 330   originally from goraihadoken / via chilligula
xombiedirge:

Supergirl #35 by Guillem March & Tomeu Morey

xombiedirge:

Supergirl #35 by Guillem March & Tomeu Morey

22 hours ago 263   originally from xombiedirge / via xombiedirge

loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

22 hours ago 16661   originally from goraihadoken / via usatoday
22 hours ago 50141   originally from preria / via missversiris
22 hours ago 9726   originally from ruinedchildhood / via 2000ish
22 hours ago 282295   originally from princess-skitty / via meowgaze
  • parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
  • parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
  • parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
  • kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
  • parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER
ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

22 hours ago 57379   originally from ruinedchildhood / via ipokemonmemes
maxistentialist:

Wired:

Apparently, when you publish your Social Security number prominently on your website and billboards, people take it as an invitation to steal your identity.
LifeLock CEO Todd Davis, whose number is displayed in the company’s ubiquitous advertisements, has by now learned that lesson. He’s been a victim of identity theft at least 13 times, according to the Phoenix New Times.
That’s 12 more times than has previously been known.

Slow clap.

maxistentialist:

Wired:

Apparently, when you publish your Social Security number prominently on your website and billboards, people take it as an invitation to steal your identity.

LifeLock CEO Todd Davis, whose number is displayed in the company’s ubiquitous advertisements, has by now learned that lesson. He’s been a victim of identity theft at least 13 times, according to the Phoenix New Times.

That’s 12 more times than has previously been known.

Slow clap.

1 day ago 706   originally from infestissumam / via maxistentialist

itoldyouimbusy:

Bitch I’m on my swag

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